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bobcatmcdaniel:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

bobcatmcdaniel:

Bob McDaniel. A pleasure, miss. 

Well aren’t you a bag of hot chili fries…

Can’t wait to put you in my mouth. 

Patty Lorry, pleasure to meet you as well. 

That would go both ways.

Well, Patty… you are one gorgeous lady. 

Oh, why thank you. I haven’t been called that since 1973 when Ronald Adamowsky made love me to right by the creek that ran across my backyard…

Omg.

I’m making Adam’s mom sound like such a pedophile. 

LOLLOLLOLLOLL

I don’t need friends just young cock.

bobcatmcdaniel:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

bobcatmcdaniel:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

adamsullivan:

MOM REALLY?

I am a grown woman with needs! 

I’m pretty sure I could satisfy those.. 

And you are?

Bob McDaniel. A pleasure, miss. 

Well aren’t you a bag of hot chili fries…

Can’t wait to put you in my mouth. 

Patty Lorry, pleasure to meet you as well. 

adamsullivan:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

adamsullivan:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

Perhaps one day we could demonstrate everything she’s taught you. 

I’m sorry but hasn’t that already happened?

Adam! We are never to speak of that remember? I was drunk, it was late, who knew sleepovers required clothing…

When the kids are barely 18… Everyone. You seem pretty keen on repeating it though! So why not talk about it? It would have scarred me if I hadn’t already done the same…

14, 18, same thing. But let’s keep it on the down low honey bunches okay? Okay. 

tyler-voldy:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

adamsullivan:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

Perhaps one day we could demonstrate everything she’s taught you. 

I’m sorry but hasn’t that already happened?

Adam! We are never to speak of that remember? I was drunk, it was late, who knew sleepovers required clothing…

We played doctor! I remember that. :D

Yes. An innocent game of naked doctor. 

adamsullivan:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

Perhaps one day we could demonstrate everything she’s taught you. 

I’m sorry but hasn’t that already happened?

Adam! We are never to speak of that remember? I was drunk, it was late, who knew sleepovers required clothing…

I don’t need friends just young cock.

bobcatmcdaniel:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

adamsullivan:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

Oh my, did I just say that?

My apologies, really I have no idea what came over me. 

MOM REALLY?

I am a grown woman with needs! 

I’m pretty sure I could satisfy those.. 

And you are?

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

tyler-voldy:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

tyler-voldy:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

Oh my, did I just say that?

My apologies, really I have no idea what came over me.

Hi Adam’s mom you smell like pink and sunshine.

Do I? It’s this new…

Perhaps one day we could demonstrate everything she’s taught you. 

I don’t need friends just young cock.

tyler-voldy:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

tyler-voldy:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

Oh my, did I just say that?

My apologies, really I have no idea what came over me. 

Hi Adam’s mom you smell like pink and sunshine.

Do I? It’s this new perfume I purchased. 

It’s called, “Young Lover” The, the pink is actually semen. Isn’t that neat?

Is that the stuff that happens when my pp cries after my ‘special Tyler time’?

Yes, I believe it is. 

I don’t need friends just young cock.

adamsullivan:

patty-thesexkitten-lorry:

Oh my, did I just say that?

My apologies, really I have no idea what came over me. 

MOM REALLY?

I am a grown woman with needs!